Puppy Prep School

Well, I started puppy prep school 2 weeks ago. THHPP!  I really don't like it but Mom sure does.  I have to sit, down and walk nice.  I feel like a circus animal.  All I want to do is play with the other puppies.  Some of them are so obedient.  They act so snooty.  Won't even stop to play when we are performing "Watch Me".  Mom said if I wasn't good we weren't going to go anymore.  Well, that would suit me since I'm a teenager and I am so EMBARRASSED when Mom corrects me in front of the other puppies.
Mom says I'm doing good.  I am the youngest in my class but I am catching up.  Tonight I have to pass my sit and down test.  Mom's more nervous than I am.  There is a mean little TOTO dog there.  She bit Mom (ha ha) and Mom threatened to send her back to Kansas with her foot.  But her humans squirt her with water!  OMGosh, I am so glad I don't get squirted.  All in all I really enjoy going.  But my most favorite part is when us little dogs get to play together without the big dogs around.  I really am scared of some of those big dogs.  They bark REALLY loud and I always leave a puddle when they bark :(  I'll write more after tonight.  Keep the good thoughts coming for me and Mom.